
| The
DIN |
We wish the Happiest and Healthiest of Holidays and all best wishes for the New Year, the New Century and the New Millenium (which really starts on January 1, 2001) to all of our readers in every country on every continent on every planet in the known and unknown universe.
Thank you all for visiting with us and sharing your wonderful lives with each other.
Free Dinosaurs in New York City!
Yes, you lucky Big Apple residents can
visit the
American Museum
of Natural History
Absorutely Positutely FREE
on
Saturday, October
13, 2001
Just show up and make a beeline to the
T. rex!
Visit www.amnh.org for more
info.
IDM 2001
Dinosaur Millenium
October 1-31, 2001
Please
use one of the banners on your website.
Right
click and Download it!
Enter the Logo Contest. It's not too late!
DINOSAUR INTERPLANETARY GAZETTE DINO DISH
Larry Felder - Artist & John Colagrande
- Author
Read Larry and John's
Biographies
by clicking on their names
or
| Not Really But Almost New Department |
Yes, ever anxious to be clever and get your attention with nonsensical and impenetrable department departments, we'd like to take this opportunity to announce:
The Revived Return of Dinosaur TV Week
Dawn Ranelli -- in a moment of sheer madness -- agreed to take over the reins of one of our most popular features!
Deep in the wilds of Boston, Massachusetts, USA, Dawn dares to divine the future of what you may be able to see on your tube!
Click here to discover more... .
Dinosaurs in Philadelphia!
Meet some of your favorite artists and writers in person!
The Millennium Philcon®
August
30, 2001 - September 3, 2001
Philadelphia,
PA
59th
World Science Fiction Convention
Saturday
10:00am Using Dinosaur Summer Across the Curriculum - Greg Bear,
Julie
Czerneda, David DeGraff, Larry Lewis
Sunday 4:00pm Dinosaur Talk - Josh Smith helped to find the partial skeleton of a sauropod dinosaur, later designated as Paralititan stromeri. Hear Josh's story of current dinosaur hunting techniques, and the "creative financing" he used to make his proposed dig a reality. - Josh Smith
More Info? Click here.
| Happy Birthday to Us Department |
We're
Five Years Old on The Fourth of July!
Who ever said we weren't
patriotic?
For better or worse, we're
embarking on our
Sixth
Year
of
Dinosaur Facts, Fantasy,
and Mayhem
(which includes more
of the worst jokes ever to find their way into print).
We have about 55,000
regular readers now. So tell your friends.
Invite them, too! The
more the merrier.
Why, indeed, should you
suffer alone?
We thank you sincerely for your caring and support!
HAPPY FIFTH BIRTHDAY TO D.I.G!
| Utterly Kewl Personal Appearances Department |
A Dino Dish Double-header with NO baseball!
August
14-30 -
The
Son of the Return of the 50 Foot Cousin of George "DinoGeorge" Olshevsky
Read George's BoneZone Biography
Click here to go directly to the DinoGeorge Forum on Dino Dish
Howard
Zimmerman, Dino Author
Ask Howard those questions
Now!
on
Dinosaur
Interplanetary Gazette Dino Dish
Read
Howard's BoneZone Biography
| Utterly Kewl Personal Appearances Department |
Dinosaur Interplanetary Gazette Dino Dish
July
5-31, 2001 ONLY
Dr. Michael Brett-Surman,
Dr. Thomas Holtz, Paleontologists / Authors,
Bob Walters,
Artist
Jurassic
Park Institute (Tm) Dinosaur Field Guide
Please read their BoneZone
Bios right this second before you take another breath.
Dr.
Michael Brett-Surman
Dr.
Thomas Holtz Jr.
Robert
Walters
| Utterly Kewl Personal Appearances Department |
Check out Dinosaur Interplanetary Gazette Dino Dish for a Complete Transcript!
June 1-30, 2001
Luis Rey, Dino
Artist, Author, all-around Wild Guy
Check
out his new book
Extreme
Dinosaurs
Read his Dinosaur
Delineators Bio
She'll answer YOUR dino questions if you CLICK HERE!
Read her BoneZone
Biography. It's only a click away!
How'd you like to drive
this baby through the streets of New York. Jenny Lando does. Check out
her Bone Zone Bio
BRIAN COOLEY!
Utterly Awesome Dino
Artist
Author of Make-A-Saurus
Brian
Cooley is First Guest on New DinoDish
March 1-31, 2001
DinosaurDelineators
Bio is finally done!
and
BONUS!
An awesome PORTFOLIO
of Brian's dinos.
Oh, yeah. Here's his new
book!
He would like you to buy
it and so would the publisher.
Help Welcome Brian to the
Strange World of the Web!
The Lost World Found! (sort of anyway)February 1-28, 2001Yes, we know. You missed those screenings mentioned below.
Well, (heh heh), do we have news for you!
It's that in the Spring....
Ummm. Wait. We can't tell you yet. Keep checking back! Ya hear?
Despite the best efforts of the forces of evil to keep this Top Secret Information (TSI) from YOU our faithful readers, our agents have discovered the following!
Do you live in or near Los Angeles, California? or Seattle, Washington
Do you finally wanna see the restored version of the 1925 The Lost World up on a big, utterly kewl big silver movie screen with live Music?Be sure to tell them that D. I. G. sent you, okay?
New York City, February 19,20,21, 2001. Walter Reade Theatre - Shepard Restoration with LIVE MUSIC, Alloy Orchestra.
Hollywood, California, September 15, 2000 at The Academy
Seattle, Washington on October 2, 2000 at The Paramount
Portland Oregon on October 31, 2000, Live organ accompaniment by Dennis JamesClick here for details! (sort of details, anyway).
Who knows more about Triceratops than yer average guy?
Chris Morrow, that's who.
.
Meet CHRIS MORROW, Paleontologist
on
Dinosaur
Interplanetary Gazette Dino Dish!
February 1-28, 2000 ONLY!
He'll answer your questions almost live!
| A Little Holiday Treat Department |
Just for you. Ray Harryhausen's dinosaurs
in amazing Stereoscopic Three-Dimensions!
Celluloid Dinosaurs: The
Animal World
| Just When We Thought We Didn't Know Anything Department |
Baffled and ashamed at how little we really know about anything, along comes these guys! This was a picture of the Encylopedia Brittanica Award, but we don't know where the picture went. Go figure.They seem to think we have something on the ball. Go figure.
December 2000
You can call him "Bill" or "Mr. Stout," but it has nothing to do with
his weight.
More info and cheap plugs for his book (which you should buy)
to follow.
Check out Dinosaur Delineators

Meet GEORGE OLSHEVSKY
on Dinosaur
Interplanetary Gazette Dino Dish!
August 1-30, 2000 ONLY!
He'll answer your questions almost live!
Read his
BoneZone
Biography. Click here.
A
Friend for Sue? New T. rex! Is Monte all
there?
| Momentary Gratitude and Sincerity Department |
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO US!
July 4, 2000
Our Fifth Year of Publication.
You
may regret it, but without you we wouldn't still be here!
Thanks for your love and support!
And now back to the general level of chaos and duplicity.
| Don't Be Scared, But You're On Your Own Department |
Instructions:
1. Be Calm
2. Understand that our guest moderators are busy this month.
3. Think up your own questions and answers.
4. Share them with 55,000 other dino fans by clicking below.
5. Don't worry. It hardly hurts a bit!
COMING AUGUST 1-31, 2000
The Son Of The Return of George
Olshevsky
DINOGEORGE III
Happy
160th Birthday to Edward Drinker Cope!
Yep, the Pioneer Paleontologist was born 160 years ago July 28. But don't worry, he's not around to ask you to buy him a birthday cake. It's just a memorial celebration. (Pshewww).
| Utterly Kewl Personal Appearances Department |
What do Miles Davis and Dinosaurs Have In Common?
Howard Zimmerman, that's who.

Dinosaurs
: The Biggest, Baddest, Strangest, Fastest
by
Howard Zimmerman, George Olshevsky.
Meet HOWARD ZIMMERMAN
on Dinosaur
Interplanetary Gazette Dino Dish!
June 1-30, 2000 ONLY!
He'll answer your questions almost live!
Read his
BoneZone
Biography. Click here.
Dinosaur? Dinosaur? Who says this is a dinosaur?
Adrienne Mayor says, that's who.
Meet her NOW on Dinosaur
Interplanetary Gazette Dino Dish!
Read her
BoneZone
Biography in just a few minutes or so.
Okay. Now it's ready. Click
here.
By the way, she is the author
of The First Fossil Hunters. Read it right away!
Mankind
not on the scene. Early Mammals Terrorized!

| Baffling Personal Appearances Department |
Who on earth writes about Dinosaurs, Star Trek, and Sabrina the Teenage Witch... not to mention Weird Weather?
Dinosaur Authors
Thomas Eugene Svarney &
Patricia Barnes-Svarney
Read their
Bone Zone Biography by clicking here.
| "All Those Dinosaur Movies!" Department |
![The New Yorker May 26, 1997, Art Spiegelman [41KB]](http://www.users.interport.net/~anadarko/CDNewYorkerCover.gif)
March 1-31, 2000
| Baffling Questions Department |
For your consideration...
One of these men is Dr.
Fred Bortz, master
of science, physicist, writer of limericks, the other is Captain
Video, Master of Outer Space and Alien Menaces.
Can YOU tell which is which?

Dr. Fred is our Next Guest on
Dinosaur
Interplanetary Gazette Dino Dish!
He will answer questions that baffle even
us! March 1-30, 2000 Only!
Anyway one of them wrote a new book about weather.
It will give you clues about what Jurassic weathermen might have been up
to. You may read about Captain Fred and Dr. Video er, uh.. Captain Doctor
and Video Fred by clickng here.
Remember that HUGE NEW DINOSAUR FROM ARGENTINA?
Was it really the biggest?
WILL BIGGER SAUROPODS BE FOUND?
The guy who discovered it thinks so!
Read his exclusive statement!
See exclusive pictures!
Think about making your garage bigger to hold this dino!
| "Music To Dig Bones By" Department |
C'mon. You KNEW we had to do it sooner or later.Reviewed Right Here!
Well, it's later than you think, so here it is:DINO MUSIC!
January, 2000![]()
Steven Spielberg:
Jurassic Parkor Harry Potter?
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Big Steve has made a big announcement. You see, we were right all along about the synergy (ask Vera Velociraptor what that means) betwen Dinosaurs and Harry Potter. Read more by clicking here. 03 February 2000
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Wanna buya Z. rex? 5 or 6 Mill will do it!You read right! Z. rex. Yep, he's back on the auction block. Click to read more. 17 January 2000
It's
down in Argentina, home of Argentinosaurus, the previous record
holder. Read more by clicking here. 24
January 2000
| Old Stuff Revisited Department |
In honor of
nothing in particular, we're revisiting the one, the only, the original
Gertie
the Dinosaur. Actually, according to this original ad from Variety,
she made her debut almost on Christmas Day! Gertie is the gal who popularized
dinos in the 20th Century. I guess we owe her something, right?
| Personal Appearance Department |
October 1999
| Egomaniacal Bragging Department |

Now tell us,
Find out the answer on July 26, `99
Preview scenes from the Comic Strip.. OCTOBER
22, 1999!
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| Boob Tube Department |
The
Return of (gasp!) George Olshevsky!
July 1999
| Hooray for Us! Department |
The
Dinosaur Interplanetary Gazette will be THREE YEARS OLD!
W.J.T.
Mitchell
| "If you don't think it's funny, you might be lunch" Department |
In case you've forgotten,
Larry has been eating his lunch/breakfast/dinner/in-between-meal-snacks
with us for a whole Year now!
Join with us in thanking Robin Reed for her efforts and wishing Larry Many More!
Sorry, but Larry will still not share his birthday lizard with you.
He may be extinct, but he's as hungry as ever.
Ready or not, here's ... Larry the Dinosaur?![]()
A one year old comic strip by Robin Reed
| "New Stamps to Lick" Department |
VOTE FOR NEW DINOSAUR STAMP!
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Vote Right Now! -- Vote Often!
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May
1 - 31 ONLY!
Last Few Days! Get those Questions
in!
(if
you don't own it, read it!)
March 1 - 31 ONLY!25 March 1999, Friday, Beijing, China
NEW DISCOVERYOldest Mammal ever found! Ate Insects, not Chow Fun.
29 March 1999, Monday, Pennsylvania, USA
DECAPITATION DEPARTMENTThe Return of Ed's Head! You heard it here first!
Feature Article!February 1999T-Rex: Back to the Cretaceous in IMAX
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You won't know whether to watch or hide under the seat!
Exclusive Dino Pix!![]()
This Is Progress? Department:Now We've Gone and Done It!
Yes. You'd better sit down and grab the chair handles.
We've UPDATED THE LINKS PAGE!
Are you conscious yet? Okay. Well, you'd might as well go look. Sorry about this.
Shameless Plug Department:
Please welcome our new sponsor Fossil News, Journal of Amateur Paleontology.![]()
Check our Stupendous Dino Magazine List for more info on subscribing
News!25 February 1999, Thursday, Tokyo, Japan
PALEO-ROBOTICS REPORT
Coelacanth Swins Again! Cyberfish for dinner, anyone?FEBRUARY 1 - 28 ONLY!
Dr. James O. Farlow Co-Author of THE CoMPLETE DINOSAUR answers YOUR Dino Questions at Dinosaur Interplanetary Gazette Dino Dish NOW! Be there or be square (oblong? rhomboidal? tetrahedral. Yeah. Tetrahedral)! Be there or be Tetrahedral. Read his BoneZone Bio Now!
What, you don't own The Complete Dinosaur by Michael Brett-Surman and James O. Farlow? Shame on you! Order one now! Dino Dog has lowered his soft brown eyes.![]()
It's Not Too Late to Go!
NEW PERSPECTIVES ON THE ORIGIN AND EARLY EVOLUTION OF BIRDS,
AN INTERNATIONAL SYMPOSIUM, SATURDAY AND SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 13 AND 14, 1999The Ostrom Symposium:
Saturday and Sunday, February 13 and 14, 1999, from 9:00 am-5:00 pm
New Haven, Connecticut, United States
Complete information available at the Peabody Museum website at
http://www.peabody.yale.edu
January 1999GODZILLA Videos Updated -- Awesome New Chronological List!
And it's not too late to Give the Glamorous Gift of Godzilla! (Awwww.)
Totally Crass Cretaceous Cretinous Commercial Classifieds Now Open!
We wouldn't do it, but we need the money. Please go and click lots of links. Okay? Thanks. Place one, too.
Skeptical Allosaurus? Dinosaurs on the cover of Skeptical Inquirer?(Those guys are Presidents, not dinos, by the way. Hard to tell sometimes.)
Famed Girl Dino Writer Kelly Milner Halls Reviews Dino Books! Un-expurgated ! Un-unctuous! Un-believeable!
Kewl Artists DepartmentGurneytopia, A word portrait of James Gurney by Ric Meyers.Part Two. Mind Blowing Exclusive Pictures
Moved to a new page. Please click here.
No Skill Necessary! (Well, maybe a little bit.) Knowledge and humor and compassion help! Enlighten the universe almost instantaneously! ASK QUESTIONS! GET ANSWERS! (possibly even the correct ones!) Omigosh!