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The Dinsaur Interplanetary Gazette

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Um, first let us say that you need a JAVA enabled browser to do this, okay? That's like, uh, Netscape 3 or IE 4 or like that. If not, then this just won't work no matter how long you wait...unless you've got nothing better to do and have an absoutely amazing imagination! There's no telling what will happen then.

Schedule(s) ?

We have this great idea! Are you sitting down? Good. Now, first of all, this Chatroom is open 24/7! However, even though hundreds of people visit, sometimes it is empty! (Oh, no!) To fix this, why don't y'all show up at one of these special Big Dino Chat Mesozoic Mind Melds. Let's try the following times:
• Thursday - 6pm - 11pm EST
• Saturday - 2pm -5pm EST
• Sunday - 2pm - 5pm EST
If this works out, maybe we can invite some SPECIAL Paleo Guest Stars (besides T-Bone Wrecks).
Contact us if you have any ideas or suggestions.
Instruction(s) ?Now on with the show!  We have had LOTS and LOTS of trubble with this. Sigh. What can we do? Tell us, please when it doesn't work, so we can tell ChatPlanet. Okay? Puhleeze? Click here to e-mail us!
(Sorry, this doesn't seem to work with AOL! Talk to them! (If you figure out a way to get to AOL technical support, tell us how to do that too! You are a genius) Also, Netscape 3.0 seems to work better than Internet Explorer. Please tell us what you are experiencing!)

Hey! Li ssen up!
 1) Do not fall asleep while this stuff loads itself!
 2) Wait until it loads!
 3) Z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z
 4) Whoops! Sorry.
 5) Type your NICK and e-mail at the bottom when the little spaces appear down at the bottom of this page. The bottom. Way, way down on the bottom.
 6) Z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z
 7) Whoops! Sorry again!
 8) Have a good time!
 9) Play nice! Don't speak ill of deceased dinos! Mind yer mesozoic manners.
10) Come visit again and tell your friends!
11) It's down at the bottom.
 
THANKS from us'n here at D.I.G.

    So, okay. Now you've been sitting here for about six zillion years waiting for this java thingie to load (down at the bottom), and you are just DYING to have a fellow Dino-Fanatic to chat with. Or you DO get into the Chat room and (Horrors!) THERE IS NO ONE THERE! (Aaaaarrrrgghhh!)
    Never Fear! The kind folks here at D.I.G. have a solution! There are three other not quite as fantastic and fabulous, but really not so bad (and maybe we are just jealous anyway) Paleontological Chat Rooms right here on the friendly neighborhood World Wide Web.
    We think that if your eyes are closing, and there is nobody in this chat room (down at the bottom of the page), you might wanna try these other ones. Heh! Heh! Tell 'em The Dinosaur Interplanetary Gazette sent you! Oh, er, if they, um, tell you anything really awesome, be sure and come back and share it with us? Okay?
 
• Alberta Palaeontological Society Chat Room
• The Darwinian Chat Room
• PaleoChat Chat Room


** Yo! Lissen up! If you are REAL lucky, you will get to talk to ME T-Bone Wrecks!  LIVE!  I am Cool, but I am not creepy or cretaceous. I am Carnivorous, so please bring me a hamburger (no onions, but lotsa kethchup dripping off of it is real good!) You can ask me dino questions! And I might even know the answer! Hope I see you! ( Instructions )
 
 

You've found it! Congratulations Chat Room directly below these very words! (Read the other stuff above this, too. Promise?) (Are you confused yet? We are.)

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