Robert Lesser,Award Winning  Dramatist, Philoctetes II Section II
 
Philoctetes II
by
Robert Lesser

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BETS

Seventy-five cents? ..'cause that's all I got this week! C'mon, Joey. Last week I pissed my paycheck down on the ponies so this week all I can bet's the numbers.. My lucky two three seven, what else? .. No? .. Aw c'mon Joey, you take below buck bets from the colored, why not me? .. I know I owe ya, but .. but I also know on the numbers I can win big from little and make back my paycheck money fast before my husband can smell it's gone with the wind..

Seventy-five cents?.. How can I be so sure? Because I have discovered I own a true sign of luck. I watch the license plates on cars. If two, three, seven or seven, three, two is on, parked or driving, luck is coming. And if I see it more than once, my luck doubles. Today four times, Joey! Four times! .. Aw, c'mon, I'll split my winnings and pay ya back all I owe. How can you lose? Seventy five cents?.. Hoo..k!
 

BETS
What's in the bag?
TERESA

Concrete. I'm movin' in.
 

No you ain't! Unless you are a can of paint and I can brush you on the wall! I ain't got no space, Teresa!

TERESA (pointing to the kitchen)

Stuff me in the stove. I'll sleep.. so calla cops.

BETS
Your Uncle Phil is sick and ..
TERESA (interrupting)

And is Mr. Easy for me. I cry a little, beg a little and he'll say, "Awww.. let her stay."

BETS

But your cousin Timmy is jist outa the army, he needs..

TERESA (interrupting)

Needs nothin'! He's Jesus Christ on toast, everybody's breakbast!.. It's you!

BETS

It's me!

TERESA (defiantly)

It's in here or on the streets. Soldiers, sailors, and marines. Your choice.

BETS

Come back here with the money. I'll teach ya how to spend it good.. No!

TERESA

Yes! .. Aw, Aunt Betty, let me stay. My mother's potato head is still stuck in the old country, but mine is Chicago modern 1945 up and down and all the way. Ya know what she calls it? "The God given duties of a woman to serve men! So I gotta get up fourthirty ice cold mornings making brown bag lunches for that doctor? Lawyer? Scientist? No, for a can't even sign his own paycheck namge CTA bus jockey driving everyday from her to nowhere and back: my father. And my zero brother who if he was a candidate for a mercy killing I'd vote yes .. twice!

BETS

Can't the nuns..

TERESA (interrupting)

At school? Walking sticks of lit dynamite, you never know when they're gonna explode! And after school run home, shop cheap, make a grand supper to please the men, then clean, clean, clean till specks of dirt are as hard to find as diamonds in the gutters of the street!

BETS
Teresa, your mother has heart trouble. She needs..
TONY (interrupting)

..a slave for her men and I am not worse. Talker Moran is coming out of the navy and she says he gets my bedroom and I gotta sleep on a cot in the kitchen! "Oh Teresa me darlin' it's gonna be so nice and warm in winter next to the stove! Add stove heat to my heat and you could boil ice! .. That's why I'm here!
 

BETS

Are you crazy? Butn 'em and you're burning real money! Suck 'em. Don't smoke 'em!
 

Soggy? Turn around and suck the other end. One pack lasts two weeks. A lifetime suckin' ya could buy Chicago city hall for cash. Same for whisky.
  Sniff, don't drink! Ya get the same hit, but one bottle, one year. Learn suck and sniff young, stick ya money safe away from the cash register eatin' machines and die rich.
TERESA

Awww Aunt Betty. Wow! You older people got smarts. If only I could stay here you could teach me more about real life than a zillion nuns.

BETS

You're pushin.

TERESA

I'm pullin' Who pays the rent here?

BETS

Your uncle.

TERESA (defiantly)

Then his no is no and his yes is yes.
 

BETS

Where the hell have you been out all goddam night? Six o'clock last night I was supposed to shoot ya foot. Now it's eight o'clock in the mornin' and I gotta go to work! You walked on icy streets? Inna blizzard? Ya could fell and broke the bone! Why? Why?

PHIL

Why is a crooked letter.

BETS

Get in there and on the bed.

(Pointing to the refrigerator in the kitchen.)

Teresa. Ice pack and syringe kit, now!
 

PHIL

No money for bets!

BETS

Me? Maybe you're talkin' to someone else in this room? 'cause I put this hand down hard flat on Timmy's bible day he went to war and promised God Almighty that if he brought my son home safe, I'd never gamble again and I never have. Why don't you believe me?

PHIL

Well, I guess only maybe 'cause cats can't fly and dogs can't talk.
 

TERESA (nose wrinkled)

Whew! Stinks!

PHIL (smiling at Teresa)

Who is this stranger?

TERESA

Aw, Uncle Phil. Always the same question.

BETS

Go ahead. Say it. He likes it.

(Teresa, hands on hips, feet spread apart in a fighting stance)
TERESA

I'm Teresa Moran, Sixty-third and Cottage Grove. Hard as the nails in your house and tough as the leather on the bottoms of ya feet! Free advice: when ya meet a Moran, zip your wallet and cross ya legs!

(She punches the air. He laughs.)
BETS

Phil, she wants to stay here, but I don't..

TERESA (crying)

Please, Uncle Phil? You was the first to see and the first to say your brother made a mistake marrying an agricultural girl from the old country. My mother I fight like two hungry cats in a canvas bag. I really want to be just like you, free and moern and now.. Oh, I can't go home! It's here or on the streets! I want to stay a good girl, but on those streets, I won't! Please Uncle Phil! You won't put me out there all alone! Let me stay here with you, please? Please?

PHIL (to Bets)

Aw, let her stay. I say so.

BETS

Who calls her mother?

PHIL

You do.

BETS

Why is everybody afraid of that small woman?

TERESA (smiling at Bets in triumph)

Please dear Aunt Betty, before you leave for work?

(ordering a servant)

Now!

BETS

Hello Jennings switchboard? Gimme Francis X .. Hell, Frank? .. Sure, I know it's D.A. day, but I'm gonna gotta be late .. No, I got the tip direct from Quinn's office .. so jist move the milk vending machines up front to hide the slots in the back. .. Aw, Frank, it's an eleciton year and the District Attorney's office needs a few rat smiles on the frontpage s'give .. and you tell old man Jennings without me his slot machines would be bathing beauties drowning at the bottom of the lake. Yeah! .. Yeah.. Ya welcome! But it's tip for tat and your tat is cut me a paycheck skipped into next week, O.K.? s'yeah again I'm behind a little bit a crime? .. aw, sweetheart honey, lover, darling, my friend forever, please? .. he said no more. Do I like working here? S'laugh, Frank. If you locked the door I'd kick it in to get to work .. Looka I assemble slots knowin' someone, somewhere, sometime is gonna pull that handle and hear coin river pourin' down that chute. Then and there I'm partner to a winner, unnerstand? 'cause my hand was on that handle once. .. Frank, look over the phone. See I got my hand flat down on my son's bible.

(her hand is flat in the air)

I swear on it, no numbers, ponies, slots or wheels never! .. O.K.? .. Yeah?

(smiling)

Sweetheart, I'm takin' the next rocket bang to work!
 

Joey? Zat you, Joey? .. Seventy-five cents out forget! Put five greens on two, three, seven and five on seven, three, two.. No make it ten on each. I gotta bet big to make it back big .. Yeah .. cash paper money in your hand! I'll cab it up from work durin' my lunch hour .. Aw, Joey, if you can't trust me, who can ya trust? .. This time Joey! This time!
 
TIMMY

Ow. Tight, Ma.

BETS

Honey, lover, darling, sweetheart, perfect Mr. Perfect. I have to hold my body tight against yours to feel the blood and air inside, to believe you're back alive! All that time I believed and still believe my Bible, jist that book, turned harm away. I'm sorry, Love, I have to hold you tight, jist once a day .. to believe?

(Timmy breaks the embrace and looks at his wristwatch.)
TIMMY

Hey, don't you have to go to work?

BETS

You're the only bet I made myself .. and won.

(She prepares to leave and points at Teresa, then exits.)

She's stayin' .. one day only! Get him breakfast whatever he wants.

(Timmy takes Teresa's hand and pulls her toward his bedroom.)
TIMMY

I worked all night and I'm tired. Let's go to bed and get some sleep.

(She resists and pulls away)
TERESA

NOT whatever he wants!
 

TIMMY

Bitch! Ya bit me! I'm bleedin'!

TERESA

I'm ya cousin, not ya cunt, priest!

TIMMY

What I want, I get!

TERESA (her hands lifting up her breasts.)

But you don't want these! All I got is half tits! I'm only fourteen years old!

TIMMY

Going on forty five in the mouth!

TERESA

I hear you're goin' to Montreal to get your collar. Geez. Some poor nun is gonna get worn down hard. Gonna glue her ass to the mattress and teach her arithmetic? Count alla cracks in your ceiling?

TIMMY

Aw, Teresa. Somebody's gotta be first. Why not me? Keep it in the family, that way nobody knows.

TERESA

But I know you'd screw a goddam rattlesnake if somebody held its head. And I know what all you holy guys do in the middle of the night with what ya got between ya legs!
 

TIMMY

Ya liked it a little didn't ya? Sure, it's natural. Made ya breathe deep, colored your face hot girl red. Ha! Ha! Ha!
 

PHIL

Edgar Allan Poe!

TIMMY

Edgar Allan Poe! "The Purloined Letter!"

PHIL

The Academy Award!
 

Mr. Philip Moran, on behalf of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences, I have the privilege of awarding to you this Oscar for the best writer, director, actor of 1945!
 
PHIL

Mr. Timothy Moran, on behalf of the Continental Illinois Bank empty, our audience, Mr. Deaf, Mr. Dumb and Mr. Blind, I have the privilege of awarding you this Oscar plus fifteen Million Dollars for best supporting actor in that box office smash: "Boo Hooh! I want my money back, Boo Hooh!"

(They laugh and drink in victory)
TIMMY

The part I liked: you banged me up against the wall and accused me of a crime I actually committed, but included them in so they wouldn't, couldn't believe it!

PHIL (pretending indignance)

Crime? What crime? All we did was steal from the stealers.
 

TIMMY

Cheated the cheaters! The biggest stealing of money in the history of Chicago and nobody will every know.

PHIL

'cause they can't tell and we won't!

TIMMY

All done without shooting a bullet or a punching fist! Just your special power. Paulie calls it to .. to the target?

PHIL

Straight to target center. My magic arrows.
 

TIMMY

My men, walking the streets slowly, like the dead come back, still in their khaki too poor to buy new. All of us born under a bad star at a wrongish time. Went from depression bellies to the thin soup of a soldier's pay. Some furnished a final home inside a zippered bag. My job: sprinkle a few of God's goodbye words over them quickly because the next of the dead was waiting.

I asked the priest is there a special prayer to bless a nameless arm? Another different for a soldier's separated leg? My men down there walking cold morning December streets will never win. They were born under a bad star at a wrongish time.

PHIL

Not you!

TIMMY

Not me! Never again. My face paycheck padlocked to a boss's ass!
 

PHIL

Not hands. Claws! Tiger, lion, bear, Moran claws! This one went into Chicago city jungle and with its hunting skill tore out a claw full of maf-eye-talian money meat!

(smiling, puts his other hand up high and speaks quietly.)

Now, this one can spend it all on this world's prettiest. Your life simply will be to search for the pretty and get. That's why we are born with two claws, one to take and the other to take more. We gambled, Timmy, and we won!

TIMMY (smiling)

Unlike Mother ..

PHIL

Who never wins!

(They both laugh)
TIMMY

And must never know. You and she?

PHIL

Still the same. Like two snakes in love. Never know which one is gonna bite first .. The list?

(Timmy gives him the list and a set of keys.)
TIMMY

Three largest banks in Toronto and two in Montreal. Your new name .. my new name and keys .. the foot?

PHIL

They've tried the sulfur drugs, no they're thinking the new penicillin. But it's much money and hard to get.

TIMMY

In my closet is my army overcoat with money inside the lining. Use it. But be careful. In the lower left corner, marked in pencil is T.A. of J.G. Erase it before you spend it. O.K.? Here's the closet key.

PHIL

Why didn't they use ink?

TIMMY

Because they do deals and trade each other. So they change marks to keep their money separate.. Any new news?

PHIL

Snitch says Paul went to the Mosler Safe Company to check the masterkey. I knew he would just like I trained him. Clean?

TIMMY

Clean in. Clean out. I left no puzzle pieces.

(Paul enters and climbs the stairway)
PHIL

Leave early?

TIMMY

I am tonight. I called Montreal. They said they could take me in tomorrow.

(Paul knocks on the bedroom door and enters.)
PHIL

Money?

PAUL

I brought your paycheck.

PHIL

Ouch! I can't cash it 'cause I'm broke at the bank. Can't give it to Betty you know why and Timmy is leaving for Montreal tonight. Paul?

PAUL

O.K. I'll cash it.

Hey. You're running on empty.
PHIL

So. Fill 'er up!
 

PAUL (to Timmy)

Now let's see your wallet.

(Quick glances between Phil and Timmy who gives Paul his wallet.)
Five dollars? You're going to Montreal on five dollars?
TIMMY

But as soon as I go through their door, they'll give me all I'll ever need and inside money isn't money.

PAUL

But Timmy ..

TIMMY (interrupting)

Paul. There isn't any groceries in this house. My Mother bets her paycheck into nothing every week. My Father's foot is getting worse and there is no money to pay the doctor bills. How? How in the name of God can I take money from this man?

PAUL

Not to worry.

TIMMY

Why? PAUL

Because God loves you e-normously! To the train!
 

TERESA

I saw your movie last night.

TIMMY

Yeah?

TERESA

Doctor Jekyll and Mister Hyde. You hiding today?

TIMMY (face to face)

No! I'm leaving here you lucky little bitch! I came close to getting it, 'cause you came close to liking it! I could see!
 


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