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QUOTES
of the WEEK
Just can't get 'em out of your head, huh?
Well, here's a place to refresh your memory.
March 10, 2000
If
we knew what we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?
A. Einstein
January 1, 1999
"Dinosaurs are nature's Special Effects."
Robert T. Bakker.
September 10, 1998
"Trilobites
and dinosaurs, who were each around for more than
a hundred million years, might be amused at a species here only a thousandth
as long deciding to appoint itself the guardian of life on Earth. That
species is itself the danger. Human stewards are need, ...religions recognize,
to protect the Earth from humans.
Carl
Sagan, Billions
and Billions, p. 138.
August 21, 1998
"Ignorance
is tragic. Willfull ignorance is unforgiveable."
X.L. Paradyme, author.
February 1, 1998
"We
must develop higher standards of planetary hygiene and significantly greater
scientific resources for monitoring and understanding the world. And we
must begin to think and act not merely in terms of our nation and generation...but
in terms of the entire vulnerable planet Earth and the generations of children
to come."
Carl
Sagan, Billions
and Billions, (1997)
"I maintain
that the cosmic religious feeling is the strongest and noblest motive for
scientific research."
Albert Einstein, Ideas and Opinions (1954)
JOKES
of the WEEK
Old jokes never
die, they just get, uh, sort of sit there.
Well anyway, you
can laugh at them again!
And if you didn't
laugh the first time, here's a second chance!
1999
May 5, 1999
Why do dinosaurs paint their toenails
red?
So they can hide in
cherry trees..
April 16, 1999
How can you call a Tyrannosaurus a light
eater?
Because as soon as
it's light, it starts eating.
April 9, 1999
How do you make Stegosaurus chili?
Take it to the South
Pole.
February 1999
What has sharp teeth, a long tail, and
four wheels??
A Velociraptor. We
lied about the wheels.
1998
August 1998
What do you call a sauropod judge?
Your honorsaurus.
April 1, 1998
Why don't dinosaurs study astronomy?
It's over their heads.
March 1, 1998
What do you call a lazy stegosaurus?
A stego-snore-rus
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created 5/15/97
revised 2/9/98, 4/2/98, 9/12/98
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